Worst pick up line

SittinGrumpy

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What is the worst or best pick up line you have ever used or has ever been used on you?


These lines were used on me ....

I think you are too old to handle me...but I will let you try.

I usually like to start the evening with a lap dance, but I understand if you are too big or too old to do that, we can compromise.

Will you shit on my chest, please?

I love your eyes, I love your smile, I would love to do you doggie style (I liked this one, made me smile)


Lines I have used....

You have the nicest ass I have seen all day.

Wow, your eyes...man they are the bluest I have ever seen.

I'm a good girl that likes to do bad things.

I support my troops.... wanna see how?


Ok that's enough, I am sure I will catch hell for these.


Your turn...
 

SlimSkeeter

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Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?

Hello mother, want another?

OOOOOOOR

I make fun of her for something. Doesn't matter what, as its just teasing to break the ice. Has been working the past few weekends, anyway.
 

SittinGrumpy

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I went to school with a girl that would walk up to you and say.... hey wanna fuck.... it worked 50% of the time
 

AcId FaIrY

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Fella: "Did it hurt when you fell?"
Me: "Fell?"
Fella: "You, know, when you fell from heaven.."

Cue big cheesy grin from the guy...

Eurgh. Haha, have had that quite a few time now. Also, guy walked up to me in a bar and made out he owned the club. I thought that was a really crappy one!
 

SlimSkeeter

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I'm like milk. I do a body good.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock...
 

Scarlet

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I'd like to shag your brains out, but looks like someone else did it first.
 

Negativecool

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Lots of creativity in this thread. I've never heard any of these before.


Ever.


Enter my true story of my worst pick up line ever to break up the clichés. I saw a chick at a bar my junior year in college that was so fucking hot it still haunts my fantasies today. I was so stricken with absolute bonerific lust that I couldn't do anything but simply tell (not ask) her to have sex with me. Why? Because I wanted absolutely nothing from her but a hole(s) somewhere on her body I could stick my dick into, hence the abrupt and direct approach.

I was denied.
:(
bitch
 

SlimSkeeter

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Is that a mirror in your pants, cuz I can see myself in them

Are you from Tennessee? You're the only Ten I see.

Your feet must be tired. Why? You've been running through my mind all day.