You fat handed Twat.

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Crimson Kunoichi
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LOL duuuude from now on i'm calling my dude a fat handed twat.

Hes got really big hands so its funny to watch him use some of the newer phones and stuff. I always tell him we need to get him a dialing wand like homer got after he got super fat. haha
 

Unhappy Camper

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LOL duuuude from now on i'm calling my dude a fat handed twat.

Hes got really big hands so its funny to watch him use some of the newer phones and stuff. I always tell him we need to get him a dialing wand like homer got after he got super fat. haha

Yeah ...


Tell him his hands are so fat that he has to wash his ass with a rag on a stick.
 

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