Your going to die

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"You're going to die"

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said,"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress.
If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die:
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. "Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by being pleasant and giving him plenty of back rubs.
Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television. "And, most importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife,
"What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
 

mcsmc

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Actually there is another way:

Doctor to the wife: Give your husband a blow job every morning for the next 10 Months.
Wife to husband: You're going to die.
There's a reason you're not allowed to tell anymore jokes, chimp.

On topic: yeah that anecdote/joke is pretty funny. Old, but a classic.
 

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There's a reason you're not allowed to tell anymore jokes, chimp.

On topic: yeah that anecdote/joke is pretty funny. Old, but a classic.
Go fuck yourself, ferret. The classic joke is the one I presented.
It's a cartoon pic at that.

It can go both ways.
The other is with the man giving a low-five to the doctor as the doctor is explaining to his wife.

I win, you lose, as usual, Ferret.
 

gigman

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It's sad but true, a woman would let her husband die before she would go the extra mile for him. Sorry bitches!
 

mcsmc

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Go fuck yourself, ferret. The classic joke is the one I presented.
It's a cartoon pic at that.

It can go both ways.
The other is with the man giving a low-five to the doctor as the doctor is explaining to his wife.

I win, you lose, as usual, Ferret.
Neither of your "versions" come close to being funny. You obviously missed that point in my last post in this thread.