Zombies

Yaaba

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Hi everybody!! Kisses! Yaaba has to get into character for this post. I'll be back later........

Zombies. Almost misspelled it as Zoombies. What the hell is going on recently with these idiot monsters?
I've just downloaded and finished the whole TV series.
I've downloaded and played two Zombie games:
"State of Decay" and "The Walking Dead Series One and Series two Ep1"
Just downloaded "Left 4 Dead 2"

Bought "Dead Island" a while back and the other one for PS3 "The Last of Us".
So, what is the big deal about Zombies??

Folks, do I have to remind you that Zombies are not real? They don't exist.
So why is it we go for the flicks and games?
Because they are slow and we can safely whack the hell out of them?
What's the psychology behind this?

Apocalyptic. That's one symptom. Lots of Apocalyptic games and movies out now, not just Zombies.
Where are we headed now? Better question: Where is Hollywood guiding us and big time gaming industries?

A Zombie could not "live" period. Even if it were "dead", it could not even move around.
Here is a list of the reasons why this could not happen:

7 Scientific Reasons
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

7. They have natural predators
6. They can't take the heat
5. They can't handle the cold
4. Biting is a Terrible Way to Spread a Disease
3. They Can't Heal from Day to Day Damage
2. The Landscape is Full of Zombie-Proof Barriers
1. Weapons and the People Who Use Them

Check this pic out



Now I ask you. HOW!? How is this possible?
Look at the eyes. The eyes are cloudy. How can it even see?
Consciousness? There is no consciousness the lies behind the eyes.
Rigormortis. How can the muscles even move? Rigormortis would have set in long ago making mobility impossible.

So, I think I've proven my case.
I don't want ANYBODY watching any more damn Zombie shows or playing Zed games!
I now hand things over to Yaaba.

Yaaba takes over from here.........
I'm so scardy! I did a google search and clicked IMAGES. Me so scardy!
I don't want my breasties to become like Thai style water buffalo jerky!
I paid too much for these things!
 

Chapped Ass

Not all drugs are bad.
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So are we treating Yaaba like he's a she?

I'm cool if that's what we're doing, I just want to know what page everyone is on here.